15 Things You Didn't Know About Your Penis

Lexxxus Posts: 10372 Pay Points: 20532 Location: Space Ghetto Gender: Female 1. Smoking can shorten your penis by as much as a centimeter. Erections are all about good bloodflow, and lighting up calcifies blood vessels, stifling erectile circulation. So even if you don't care all that much about your lungs or dying young, spare the li'l guy. 2. Doctors can now grow skin for burn victims using the foreskins of circumcised infants. One foreskin can produce 23,000 square meters, which would be enough to tarp every Major League infield with human flesh. 3. An enlarged prostate gland can cause both erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation. If you have an unexplained case of either, your doctor's looking forward to checking your prostate. Even if you're not. 4. The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. Women get 23 seconds. Which means if women were really interested in equality, they'd make sure we have four orgasms for every one of theirs. 5. The oldest known species with a penis is a hard-shelled sea creature called Colymbosathon ecplecticos. That's Greek for "amazing swimmer with large penis." Which officially supplants Buck Naked as the best porn name, ever. 6. Circumcised foreskin can be reconstructed. Movable skin on the shaft of the penis is pulled toward the tip and set in place with tape. Later, doctors apply plastic rings, caps, and weights. Years can pass until complete coverage is attained. . . . Okay, we'll shut up now. 7. Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure. It's estimated, however, that all 400 have given it their best shot at some point. 8. There are two types of penises. One kind expands and lengthens when becoming erect (a grower). The other appears big most of the time, but doesn't get much bigger after achieving erection (a shower). 9. An international Men's Health survey reports that 79 percent of men have growers, 21 percent have showers. 10. German researchers say the average intercourse lasts 2 minutes, 50 seconds, yet women perceive it as lasting 5 minutes, 30 seconds. Are we that good or that bad? 11. Turns out size does matter: The longer your penis, the better "semen displacement" you'll achieve when having sex with a woman flush with competing sperm. That's according to researchers at the State University of New York, who used artificial phalluses (ahem) to test the "scooping" mechanism of the penis's coronal ridge. Next up: curing cancer. 12. The penis that's been enjoyed by the most women could be that of King Fatefehi of Tonga, who supposedly deflowered 37,800 women between the years 1770 and 1784—that's about seven virgins a day. Go ahead, say it: It's good to be king. 13. Better-looking men may have stronger sperm. Spanish researchers showed women photos of guys who had good, average, and lousy sperm—and told them to pick the handsomest men. The women chose the best sperm producers most often. 14. No brain is necessary for ejaculation. That order comes from the spinal cord. Finding a living vessel for said ejaculation, however, takes hours of careful thought and, often, considerable amounts of alcohol. 15. The most common cause of penile rupture: vigorous masturbation. Some risks are just worth taking. Always said it's better to regret something you did than something you didn't do.

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niki Posts: 8529 Pay Points: 14006 Location: Your Pants. Gender: Female I feel so much more knowledgeable about my penis now. This one was my favourite though: 4. The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. Women get 23 seconds. Which means if women were really interested in equality, they'd make sure we have four orgasms for every one of theirs. Lolololol! Quoted from D-Sider Niki: The Heart and Hole of Intervextion <3

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Lexxxus Rocky Raccoon Posts: 10372 Pay Points: 20532 Location: Space Ghetto Gender: Female Quoted from niki I feel so much more knowledgeable about my penis now. This one was my favourite though: 4. The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. Women get 23 seconds. Which means if women were really interested in equality, they'd make sure we have four orgasms for every one of theirs. Lolololol! Mmmhmm, I thought i'd pass the knowledge on! Hahaha. And like, doesn't every girl do that anyway? Always said it's better to regret something you did than something you didn't do.

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Lexxxus Rocky Raccoon Posts: 10372 Pay Points: 20532 Location: Space Ghetto Gender: Female Quoted from Andy Kinetix ITT: People who wish they had penises... I didn't know you had a vagina Andy! Always said it's better to regret something you did than something you didn't do.

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lil emzie Tulz Posts: 8206 Pay Points: 8176 Location: around town Gender: Male Quoted from Andy Kinetix ITT: People who wish they had penises... including you Quoted from Lexxxus Intervextion: Uniting cum-guzzling whores since 2006.

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Dan Captain of the Ratpack Posts: 10924 Pay Points: 24882 Location: Crowie Gender: Female Man I usually give a girl 4 orgasms before I come even once. What a rip! There are 10 types of people in this world. Those that understand binary and those that don't. 'F**k it, I'll make my own bass! I'll make it b**ching and it'll be cool! Flea

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Lexxxus Rocky Raccoon Posts: 10372 Pay Points: 20532 Location: Space Ghetto Gender: Female Quoted from Dan Man I usually give a girl 4 orgasms before I come even once. What a rip! I wasn't aware you could give 4 orgasms (at 23 seconds each) in the space of 30 seconds? You're good! Always said it's better to regret something you did than something you didn't do.

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Dan Captain of the Ratpack Posts: 10924 Pay Points: 24882 Location: Crowie Gender: Female Quoted from Lexxxus I wasn't aware you could give 4 orgasms (at 23 seconds each) in the space of 30 seconds? You're good! Nah that was 4 orgasms in the space of an hour, every hour, for 10 hours. There are 10 types of people in this world. Those that understand binary and those that don't. 'F**k it, I'll make my own bass! I'll make it b**ching and it'll be cool! Flea

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Lexxxus Rocky Raccoon Posts: 10372 Pay Points: 20532 Location: Space Ghetto Gender: Female Quoted from Dan Nah that was 4 orgasms in the space of an hour, every hour, for 10 hours. Dan, we're not talking about your hopes and dreams here Always said it's better to regret something you did than something you didn't do.

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Dan Captain of the Ratpack Posts: 10924 Pay Points: 24882 Location: Crowie Gender: Female Quoted from Lexxxus Dan, we're not talking about your hopes and dreams here My hopes and dreams would involve having 4 orgasms per hour, every hour, for 10 hours... can't have it all I guess... There are 10 types of people in this world. Those that understand binary and those that don't. 'F**k it, I'll make my own bass! I'll make it b**ching and it'll be cool! Flea

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Lexxxus Rocky Raccoon Posts: 10372 Pay Points: 20532 Location: Space Ghetto Gender: Female Quoted from Dan My hopes and dreams would involve having 4 orgasms per hour, every hour, for 10 hours... can't have it all I guess... Bawwwwwww, poor boy Always said it's better to regret something you did than something you didn't do.

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sam_spade porn Posts: 418 Pay Points: 466 Location: Hurlstone Park Gender: Male 6. Circumcised foreskin can be reconstructed. Movable skin on the shaft of the penis is pulled toward the tip and set in place with tape. Later, doctors apply plastic rings, caps, and weights. Years can pass until complete coverage is attained. . . . Okay, we'll shut up now. *Starts hanging 3 kilo wights off his knob

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